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Kamis, 14 April 2011

cara ngerjai komputer teman

hal-hal yang ingin dijahili kepada komputer teman kita:

1. membuat komputer mengetik Terus-menerus :

pertama buka notepad yang ada di aksesoris caranya :
klik start-->all Programs-->accesories-->Notepad
trus kopi kode html ini ke notepad :


Set wshshell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
Wshshell.run "notepad"
do
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Hi, "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "My "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Name "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "is "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "aRvaNs "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Site's "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "If "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "you "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "don't "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "know "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "me "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "then "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "you "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "know "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "nobody "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "Common, "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "man "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "you "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "must "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "know me. "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Hahahaha! "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "I "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "am "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "so "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "much "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "fun. "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Well, "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "my "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "heart "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "is "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "melting, "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "now "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "don't "
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys "cry !! "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Please !! "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Visit "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "http://www.arvanz.co.cc "
wscript.sleep 400
wshshell.sendkeys "Thx !! "
loop

save dengan format .vbs, jangan lupa save as type nya kamu pilih yang all files.

copy paste kode di notepad tapi di save dengan format .vbs
contoh jahil.vbs

2. membuat komputer menekan tombol enter terus-menerus:

caranya sama buka notepad lalu copy paste kode ini:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(”WScript.Shell”)

do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

save dengan format .vbs, jangan lupa save as type nya kamu pilih yang all files.

3. membuat lampu keyboard berkedip terus-menerus:

cara juga sama buka notepad lalu copy paste kode ini:

Set wshShell=wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

save dengan format .vbs, jangan lupa save as type nya kamu pilih yang all files.

4. iseng dengan virus alert :

cara seperti diatas buka notepad lalu copy paste kode di bawah ini :


lol=msgbox ("Warning a virus has been detected on your PC. Press YES to format your hard disk now or press NO to format your hard disk after system reboot",20,"Warning")

save dengan format .vbs, jangan lupa save as type nya kamu pilih yang all files.

Cara mematikan program diatas sebagai berikut :

1. buka task manager (ctrl+alt+del)
2. lalu cari wscript
3. matikan wscript dengan cara klik end process
4. dan akhirnya program notepad yang anda buat mati"

oke.. sekarang tinggal kamu coba aja !! :D

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